Once again eeewwwww!
People can be sick and twisted. If I ever get really old and tacky just shoot me. Today I and a co-worker had to clean up shit on aisle 3. Yes, ladies and gentlemen right next to the salad dressing was a big old pile of shit. It wasn't a little turd it was a heap. So, How you might ask can this happen? How the hell should I know. This isn't the first time it's happened either.
This time I actually wonder how it happened. How many times did the person have to shake their leg in order to drop that smelly gift on us? The question that is even worse is: How on the blinding white floor in the middle of a brightly lit aisle did someone miss it step in it, and run a cart through it? People in general are dumb asses.
The last time someone shit a puddle at the end of aisle between 10 and 11. Then not less than 20 people walked and ran their carts through it tracking it all over the store before someone came to say something about it even being there. From the puddle there was little shit drops of varying sizes all the way back to the mens bathroom. Guess who had to clean that shit pile up? Yes, It was good old Doublebagger herself.
So, If you can at all help it please don't shit on the floor. Try to make it to the restroom. If you can't please descretly ask for the manager or have someone in your party do it for you, and let them know you've had an accident. Then the wheels of all carts won't have to be checked for shit.
ttfn
posted by Deli mom @ 6:52 PM
4 Comments:
Man, and I thought it was bad when people piss on the floor in our ("no, it's not public but go ahead") restroom. Cleaning up actual shit would suck. I'm sorry about that.
Piss in the bathrooms and shit in the bathroom and on the aisles is the definition of nasty.
I think any kind of bodily waste would be pretty nasty, actually.
In our store (it's a pretty small store), there is this step - a very clearly marked step - in the middle, right before entering the "first aisle." Stupid people, however, fail to see it all the time, and then they go flying into the middle of the aisle and land on their asses or faces somehow. It's usually old people, which kind of makes me feel bad, but I still can't help but laugh every time it happens. I guess I'm evil.
Your blog is funny, I want to link to you if that's cool.
That's cool. People are generally dumbasses.
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