The Olympics is over and we got lice.

Well here is a big THANK YOU SO MUCH to Madame D. She cleaned my whole house and spent three thankless hours in the laundry mat. In case you didn't figure it out by the title the boys all got lice this week. I went into work and told mega bitch what was going on. So I had to work all day wondering if I had them too. I wish bad things on that person. I hope she gets it some day. I told her and she didn't tell anyone else even though most of us hang our coats on the same coat rack and wear the same hooded rain coats. I bought lice spray before I left work and sprayed the rain coats. It's all taken care of now. I didn't have it. I treated my hair and then combed it out with the special comb. No bugs or eggs. It was left up to me to tell my co workers so they could take care of it if they had it.

We were talking about this during the summer. That we could very easily spread it through the whole store. It would be so easy. People hang their personal jackets with the rain coats. Oh well, it's all taken care of now. I found out about the bugs as I was getting ready to go to work. No time to call in.

Things could be worse. I could have been completly broke and not been able to take care of it until Thursday.

The Olympics are over. Thank god. Now I can watch Law and Order again. It sucks when of the 4 channels you get on your tv one is playing the Olympics all the time. I hate the Olympics. Well, tomarrow starts the midnight shifts so it will be sleep, eat, and work for the next 3 days.

Wish me good sleep for the next few days. Off at 12 am up at 7:20 am to get the kids off to school and then down again until 1 pm and get ready for work and go in again. Then Wed. I go in at 12 pm. I must try to eat something and go to bed. See ya all next time I post.

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I work shitty hours this week.

Good old Doublebagger will probably not be posting much this week either. I will be working and sleeping. No time for blogging or even the assmonkey children. No time for doggy or kitty. No time for my honey or friends. That's what happens when you get off work between 9 pm and 12 am. Well I may post some or on thursday or friday. See ya all around.

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We got a doggie...

On tuesday afternoon we got a dog from a friend I work with. Her neighbors had moved out and left him behind. It was a few days before she realized they had moved out and left him behind. So she took him in. She already has two dogs and after three weeks she was talking about him at work and I told her my Zevon would love to have another black lab.

So, we met at a store in town and took in our new member of the family. He is a black lab named Leroy. He is well behaved and very sweet. And I have an amusing dog story already.

I was watching tv and smoking when I look over and my youngest Little C is crawling around on the floor with the dog. Ok, all is well. Then I hear Zevon yell "No Leroy." and yell at Little C to get off the floor. What happened was Little C was crawling around on the floor in front of the dog, and the dog decided he was a girl dog and tried to hump my eight year old son. The dog is neutered, but that could still be a little tramatic for the boy.

Other than that the dog has a fear of riding in cars. So we're trying to break him of that. Also he is learning to stay off the furniture. He also fears plywood. He wont walk on it at all. He is really my dog because he likes me better. He will sleep on his doggy bed for me and not for my honey. He took doggy treats from me first. I think he will be ok. We love him already. I just hope he didn't potty in the house today. He was stuck inside all day long. Soon we will have to introduce him to smokey (the kitty cat), but until then all should be well.

I think that's all I have to say for right now. I don't know what to do with myself I'm home before 10 o'clock. Ok goodbye for now.

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Kids are more trouble than they're worth sometimes.

So the kids are still up fighting. The little assmonkeys are driving me nuts. I'm going up to my man's house for a few days. Maybe they'll be a little calmer. I hope to god so. I'm not holding my breath. God I need to get some sleep I have to get up at 6:30 tomarrow morning. Well, I guess that's all for tonight.

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And in other news.

Get this. I subscribe to yahoo message board about one of my favorite authors Kim Harrison. This is one of the emails I got today:

First of all, apologies for going way way off topic here, and secondly for sounding alarmist. Any non-US people can either skip, or just laugh.

Legislation has passed the US House that would potentially expose authors to liability for using trademarks (ie, no more trips to Star Bucks for literary characters) in their work. There is more information at http://www.authorsguild.org/news/threatens_free_expresion.htm. Contact information is provided for each senator on the Senate Judiciary Committee (I am planning on sending an e-mail to my darling senator, Arlen Specter).

I am not sure how close this is to reality, or if it really would result in authors being sued for using trademarks without explicit permission, but I thought it was important to bring to light here, given that there are a uthors and people who want to be authors on this list.

Again, my apologies to anyone who regards this as spam,,,I do not want to get anyone worked up, I just want to inform.

Frank Kellogg

I urge the readers of this blog to e-mail their senator too. This is just one more way for government and big buisness to take over our lives.

Ok maybe I'm done ranting now for the night.

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Dear god I'm starting to think like that too.

Ok so I'm reading this series of books by William W. Johnstone. It starts out with "Out of the ashes." That's the name of the book. There are 35 books in the series. And god help me I'm starting to agree with the premise behind the books. The whole "Tristates" idea. Every able bodied adult works. Lower taxes based on a sliding scale. Everyone pays no loopholes. You rape or murder someone you die. Same with child molesters. If you are found to be of sound mind you die. Theft, domestic violence and things like that get you 50 years hard labor. Lesser crimes get you expelled from the group. Be it a city, town, or state. If you need help you get it. No one is denied medical care. Racism and bigotry are grounds for expulsion from the society. No welfare, no need for unions because working conditions are fair, and war and weopons safety is taught in school. Manditory service in the military for males and females. If you get kicked out and you have minor children the group takes them and adopts them out. The very young and old are taken care of. You have the right to use deadly force to protect you, yours and your posessions.

In my opinion this country is sliding down hill fast. Why should the criminal have more rights than the victim? Why should someone kill a child and get to plea bargain down to 25 to life? Why should we as tax payers support some loser who kills their child or anyone else? If someone can answer this question please do. If someone is raping me and someone else kills them defending me why do they have to go to prison for murder? Once a loser or a punk always a loser or a punk.

I saw a woman today that I haven't seen in 12 years. She had parents that indulged her to the point that it was rediculous. She stole someones phone credit card in high school and ran up $500 in charges. Her parents paid it. She became a drug addict and had all 5 of her children taken from her. As long as I've known her which is like 20 years she has been a compulsive liar. She ruined a lot of peoples lives along the way. And tonight wonder of wonders her and the guy she was with had a hand basket full of stuff and guess what. No one saw them pay for a thing.

I'm not a nut job. I'm just tired of being surrounded by thieves, killers, and major liars. In our town I don't think anyone has really had charges brought against them for shoplifting and if they have it's a rare event. If you get a chance you should read at least the first book in the ashes series. It mostly takes place after a nuclear war. It's about a group of people who are trying to build a better stronger country "Out of the ashes."

I think I'm done ranting for tonight. Maybe or maybe not. We'll see.

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Doom

What a fitting name? That's been my day. It was all good except for fact that before Madame D came over my glasses broke. So now I have my lense on that side super glued in. God damnit.

I watched Doom on dvd. It was ok. Tomarrow the dumb assed bastard assmonkey is coming over here again. He wants to see the kids and use my computer again. God damnit I hate to have him in my apartment. He's bringing someone with him too.

Friday is tax day I hope. Then I can get a few things and get caught up on some bills. That's it for today.

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Sleep mmm.....

I actually feel that tonight I will sleep. So goodnight all.

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I'm chin deep in bullshit could someone please bring me a shovel.

This is my day. It started out ok. Except for the whole truck being out of gas thing. Me and Madame D took care of that. Then she drops me off and goes home. Still all good. Money in the bank Zevon paid off for now. It's all good. Then I go to wash my work clothes, and what should happen. 1. I forgot to get quarters for laundry so I only have $2 left. One dollar to wash and one to dry. Bad but not too bad I'll still have clean work clothes right. WRONG!!!! The clothes are in the soap is in the quarters are in and then......the damn washer dies. All plugged in and no power. Tried to call the management company guess what? It's after 5 pm no one answers the phone. So now I have to soak the soap out of the clothes so they don't fade. I have to wash one work clothes outfit by hand. All so I can go to work tomarrow. Then joy of joys I get to go to work tomarrow and then spend my afternoon in a laundry mat when I should be able to wash my clothes right here in my building. That is my day in a nut shell. That's also all for right now.

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A little from column A and a little from column B

Yes some days that's how it goes. Like today has been a little bit of an idiot and a little bit insane for me. First off I'm really tired. Second off I started my period. ANY OF YOU ASS MONKEYS HAVE A PROBELM WITH THAT? Ok like I was saying. The idiot part was that I forgot to put on my knee brace before working a closing shift which was 8 hours and 45 minutes long. Needless to say I won't do that again. I now sit and stare at a swolen knee and wonder how I could be that stupid while popping midol and hersheys kisses like there's no tomarrow. Another part of the insanity thing is that columbia house billed me for a movie that I declined. So, last night at 11 o' clock I had to call my mother to borrow money. Anyone who knows me knows how much I hate to do that. But my Zevon didn't have it and I didn't have an extra $26 laying around. So, I borrowed so that my rent check wouldn't bounce. Now I just hope my income tax check comes soon. Then I can pay my mom back and get some more work clothes and a car with better gas mileage. Oh well, my spelling sucks ass. This is all just mindless venting that makes me feel all better so no one needs to feel bad. I just want to sleep for a while. Which will happen in about two hours. I think that's enough ranting for now. Now I will go hunt down the cupcakes I got from the day old hostess store. MMMMMM.....chocolate. Goodnight all.

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I'm a dreamer tell me something I didn't know.

You Are a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this worldSo much so that you tend to live in your head most of the timeYou have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

time to republish the potato's story

What did those potatos ever do to you?

It's late there are only a handful of employees on the night shift at United Grocery Hell, UGH for short. A rather large woman enters the store. She's on a mission...a mission from God, or maybe the voices in her head. How the hell should I know? Her destination the swinging double doors in the back of the produce department. Maybe she had a childhood trauma involving a violating vegetable? How the hell should I know? Maybe she didn't get that Mr. PotatoHead doll? How the hell should I know? All I do know is that those poor potatos never hurt anyone, and an innocent young man was traumatized and nearly blinded. He still fears walking through the produce department and seeing the potatos.When we last saw rotund lady with the mission. She was on her way through the doors at the back of the produce department. Meanwhile the Innocentone was doing his job not bothering anyone. Who could have his life would never be the same? The enormous woman entered the doors. What went through her mind when she saw the step ladder and the pallet piled high with the innocent potatos, we will never know. What we do know comes from the Innocentone, after much therapy and drugs. He thought he saw a white apron hovering above the pallet of potatos. Every employee of UGH came running when they heard the screams. "IT' S THE ASS...THE ASS!!" "OH MY GOD, I'M BLIND!!" They found him unconscious on the floor clutching his eyes. Later, he recounted seeing the enormous woman hoisting her 450 pound bulk onto the top of the pallet of potatos. Where she proceeded to releave herself...urinate...pee..let loose the piss of war upon the poor helpless potatos who had never hurt a soul, and damage an innocent young man for the rest of his life.And what you may ask was the reaction of the woman in charge. The woman whose job it was to protect us from the evil pissers, the defilers of vegetables, and the the traumatizers of innocent young men. Did she call the police, you may ask? Did she call the zoo to tranquilize the creature? No, No I tell you she did nothing, but demand the potatos be banished back to wence they came and decree all record of the incident be erased from the record for all time. Also no mention of the inident was to be made.The one in charged declared for all to hear, "SHE COULD HAVE BEEN THE SECRET SHOPPER!!!"

I still like this post best of all. I thought that it was time to put this up to remind you all how really fucked up working for UGH is.

A moment to reflect.

Ok enough reflecting time to eat dinner.

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10 ways to screw over your ex.

All of these options are fully deserved by the ex in question. These are not just the ravings of a scorned woman. The deal was I get to claim the kids this year because the last time we filed jointly 3 years ago. After we separated. He screwed me out of $1000. He got the grand and I was supposed to get the car. Well that never happened. So now dumbass finds out that he owes the IRS $150 so suddenly I'm supposed to give up an at least $3000 tax return to get maybe $1500 of his that I file jointly with him. I don't think so. He has called twice to ask me if I've talked to Zevon about it. I keep saying not yet and maybe. Well, last year he got $3000 back in taxes and I asked him to pay me back. He kept saying maybe, we'll see, I'll think about it. Three weeks later he was broke again. So, now it's my turn to say the same thing and do the same thing.

Here's the list:

1. File for divorce behind his back.
2. Ask for full custody.
3. Ask for raise in child support.
4. Try to stick him with all marital debt.
5. Ask for the right to claim both kids every year.
6. File income taxes behind his back while saying I'll think about it to filing jointly.
7. If he doesn't stop harassing about filing jointly get a restraining order for harassment.
8. Actually tell him what you think of him.
9. Inform him you will not be a slave to his g/f whims. Just because he has his balls in her purse doesn't mean you have to cave to him.
10. Enlist friends to help with revenge plot.

That's all for tonight. Maybe,

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This bullshit has to stop.

Things have gotten really bad at ye old UGH. If you don't believe my click on the my boss link. You will see that the reign of terror is not over even though big chief Ihavumnoballs has been transfered and we have a new manager. Hopefully soon the redheaded demon and mega bitch will be transfered out too. Not this week though. Our new store manager is on vacation. So, we must endure. We shall overcome. Yeah it's cheesy but they have us by the short hairs. Most of us need our jobs and our insurance. If we are truely lucky the new manager will show he has a pair of brass ones and stand up to the bitchy demons that infest our store.