I Really Do See What You Bought!!

Ok, people think before you buy certain combinations of items. If you don't you may be the source of laughs and revulsion for months to come.

1. Grown men should never buy KY Jelly, condoms, and a Disney movie at the same time.
2. Old women with walkers should not buy ky jelly(a popular item, my god go to a drug store for that stuff), a bottle of wine(still not so bad), and one of those huge English cucumbers.
3. Jock itch spray, chocolate syrup, and spray can whip cream. I don't know about most women but my mouth isn't going near the jock itch spray. Better luck next time buddy.
4. Any combo of chocolate syrup and whip cream with condoms.

These are just a few examples to show you I am a person who will laugh at you later.

You should also be careful what you say in the checkout line. I heard a woman and a man in the checkout line talk at first it was innocent. Then she winked at him and said her boyfriend was in jail. They walked out the door together. The guy was back in the deli a half an hour later getting lunch. I have heard old people arguing about the price of viagra.

So, next time you' re in a grocery store think about what you' re buying and what you talk about because you just might see yourself on my page one day. Because I am watching and listening.