I'm Not Hanging That Tag. Are You Insane?

Well today it happened. You all know how obsessed I am with KY Jelly. Well guess what the fine tag hangers at UGH refused to hang the J&J KY Jelly tag. Yeah I didn't know the baby product company made KY until today. Though that is neither here nor there in my story. Ok, the tag hanger refused to hang it because in the regular spot it had J & J KY Jelly. Then in the price place it said $10.99 and the price was crossed out. That's not the reason. The total and complete reason was right below that on the spot where the lower price was suposed to be was something that would have offended our delicate customers. It said "Wine Of The Month"
"$8.99.

Now do you see why they wouldn't hang it. At least until they found out if it refered to the fact that you needed the wine of the month to go with the KY Jelly. Though it could have been implying that the KY Jelly itself was to be enjoyed in a wine glass. I don't know but that's just nasty.