DUH!!!!!!!

The children are outside playing.

I am watching shit every parent should know.

Don't leave the baby in the tub by itself. Duh. How many of those stupid Lifetime movies do you have to watch to know that.

Then don't leave appliances plugged in next to the tub. You know some dumb ass was trying to blow dry their hair in the shower to get that on the warning lable.

There is also the drowning in the toilet danger. This one is not so common, but does happen. How do you explain to older siblings that the baby went to heaven after playing in the potty. There's a toilet issue waiting to happen.

The bath seat is the worst invention ever made. The bath seat provides just enough space for a baby to slip down and be held under by the damn thing. They should be called drowning seats. The moron who thought that a hard plastic ring with three legs that are stuck to the bottom of the tub was a good idea to keep a baby in the tub was a huge Jackass.

The other obvious, keep all medication out of the reach of small children.

Now the new comercial about a terrorist safety plan. Lets see! Your child is lost in the aftermath of a terrorist attack. A plan in most cases isn't going to work because everyone in the family will panic. If there is no phone and the kids are separated from the parents both parties involved will freak out even it just for a little while. It's just how most loving parents and children react to unexplained separation.