Ingredients for what?

Ok, what exactly does misprinting tags help with? Well it makes for a fucked up post doesn't it. The KY tag was a misprint. We got the actual scented product in today. Plus a few products I really couldn't believe UGH would carry. After all we are not a sex shop. So, what was the scented product you might ask? Sensual warming massage oil by KY. Of course you can't forget the Evening Wash also in the same two scents as the massage oil. The label on the evening wash says to use it to make yourself smell more touchable. So, lets paraphrase, Your ass smells funky. Use this good smelling shit and you'll get laid. Though the massage oil says on it,"Not to be used as a personal lubricant." So, first you have to use the evening wash to make your ass smell good, then you have to rub the same scented oil on yourself and your partner, and finally you have to use good old fasioned KY to lube up for sex. Is it just me, or is this way too much work and too much mess for good old fashioned boot knockin'?

The next product that is new at least to my eyes at the store is Astroglide. If we carried it before I didn't see it. The thing is even if we did, we sure as hell didn't carry it in 2 sizes and in 2 sizes in the warming. UGH even has it's own store brand of personal lubricant now. UGH also carries Touch of Mint flavored condoms. Right along side the pleasure pack and the Magnums(the demand for these has gone up lately which is good or wishful thinking).

You know there must have been one hell of an orgy at UGH headquarters about a month ago. This week at your neighborhood UGH, UGH brand pregnancy tests are buy one get one free. If that isn't just about the wierdest sale ever I don't know what is.

Well, that's about it for today.

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