WTF? You did what?

Today's work quote of the day comes from the great and powerless UGH leader I Haveum Noballs in reference to me:


"I trained her myself can't you tell."

What the fuck? OK, first off I really had no training for my job.(I don't consider 7 hours spent learning on a computer training to be a courtesy clerk.) Second I have been at this UGH store longer than I Haveum Noballs has been with the corperation. Yeah right dream on dumb fuck. Why don't ya try growing a pair and do your job?