Bitch Slapping

I think bitch slapping in a vastly under used tool. People should be sentenced in court to a good bitch slapping.

If you sell a bad product.
If you cheat on your spouse you get bitch slapped by the wife/husband and by every one in the wronged spouses family.
Breaking up with someone through an e-mail.
Being a dumb ass.
Implying your segificant other is fat or stupid.
Stupid advertising slogans.
Being a used car salesman.(Just on general principle. Once a day.)
Being an executive, advertiser, or developer at Johnson and Johnson for the whole KY Jelly thing.
If you abandon seginficant other (by leaving state or other) without notice.
If you don't pay child support when you are supposed to.
If you'd rather touch yourself than your partner.

These bitch slappings should be a public event. With the receiver of the bitch slapping wearing a big sign telling what their crime was. That only seems fair and just. So, the general public can make fun of them as they leave their bitch slapping appointment.

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