Fun with shit.

In the last few weeks I have seen and heard about more shit at work than I have had flushed down my own toilet by the 4 people that use it.

First off, there was someone who decided human excrement was as good as finger paint in the mens room. They took a huge shit on the floor and then proceeded to paint the toilet, the walls, the ceiling, and a lovely face on the mirror. Of course they used the most lovely color of brown(shit brown) for this lovely art work.

The janitor upon seeing this lovely art project proceeded to hook up a water hose with a pressure nozzle turned up on full volume. He then put an out of service sign on the mens room door, pulled the door closed on the hose, and turned the water on. After 20 or so minutes he turned off the water and took a gallon of bleach in and splashed it around the bathroom. Which had already had most of the offending substance hosed off. Then he closed the door and turned the hose back on for 20 more minutes. That took care of that shitty situation.

The latest incident happened today. A unknown person dropped their pants in the bathroom. Not so uncommon being it's a restroom. Then they squatted, once again it is a mens public restroom. Then they proceeded to shit on the floor. Not only did they shit on the floor and not pick it up and dispose of it. They stepped in it. Then the person proceeded to do all their shopping. Only on the persons way out did another customer notice that they where leaving a trail. The witness told the manager Big Cheif I Havum No Balls that there was shit all over the store. Once again they called in the poor janitor. He had to go into the restroom and clean up the initial pile and then trace the shit heads trail and clean up after him.

This is the forth such shitty incident that I have heard about in the last year and a half I have worked for UGH. Of course there was the great potato pissing incident that was the inspiration for the first post on this blog.

Well, the kids want to play on the computer so.

ttfn