Now taking applications for a C.A.K.

Certified Ass Kicker wanted.

Qualifications:

1. Must not have a problem beating ugly theiving bitches.
2. Slimy ex-husbands must not pose a problem.
3. Must have built in lie detector. (Helpful for above ugly thieving bitch.)

To appy leave a comment. The job pays $0.00. The payment is being satisfied by a job well done and serving karma.

Ok. Now the story behind the advertisement.

First my ex-husband is a skeevy loser. Hence #2, is for him. #1 has nothing to do with him.

Number one and the post it self is about my darling Zevon's ex-wife. He was storing some of his things at the house where he used to live while they fixed the garage. So, his ex after visiting her mother over three days last week. Went into the garage at the old house and took his tools, all his power tools( they had to unbolt the grinder from the work bench.), and he had two rainbow vacuums and a huge shop vacuum she took those too. This skeevy bitch abandoned my Zevon to run away with a truck driver. The divorce has been final for about a year and a half. She got all the shit that the Judge said she could have. So, this is pure bullshit. Hence the bitch needs her ass beat down in a most serious kind of way.

If they determine it's theft then he is so pressing charges.

So, I'm soooo.....pissed off today. That's it for now.

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