Not all it was cracked up to be.

I went to see Chippendale yesterday. It was cool. Way too crowded with drunken bitches.

Before we went to the show we were looking at the ad. picture in the elevator and saw this blond guy. He was cute. Then we went back to the room to take our luggage up. Then we went to the casino. When we were walking down the hall this blond was holding the elevator for us. He asked us if we needed the elevator and we told him yes and then we realized that he was the guy in the ad. picture. How embaressed were we. We actually had to think for a minute before we told him we needed the elevator.

An hour or so later we were going back to the room for something. We got on the elevator and this cute guy followed us on. We stood there staring at him and forgot to push the button so he pushed the button. Later at the show we saw him on stage. That's it we are not riding in the elevator at a chippendale show without a game plan ever again.

We got our pictures taken with them. The blond took the pictures. We tipped him $4 when we paid for the picture and thanked him for holding the elevator. He remembered us. The other one when my friend got his autograph. He looked at us, and I said we were the ones who forgot to push the button in the elevator. He looked at us again and said "Oh yeah."

All in all it was a good weekend. We didn't see any ass, but those drunk bitches would have torn them apart if they stripped down any more. Lots of drunks and not a lot of security.

We drank, ate, watched men in tight spandex hot pants shake their asses, and gambled a little. We watched some movies in the room and went to sleep. I just got home. I need a nap. Night night.

ttfn