Attack of the Weinerbitter!!!!!!

Let me start this off by saying this is a real event. Names have been changed to protect the inocent and the guilty.

The scream was blood curdling. The event shocking. The door rattled as the little one tried to escape the lair of the weinerbitter. The weinerbitter tried with all his might to not let the little one escape. The little one finally flees the lair and yells he bit my weenie. The story was later sorted out. Someone yelled rampage and then the desaster started. The little one bit the weinerbitter somewhere on his body. (the weinerbitter says the ear) Then the weinerbitter bit the first thing that came near his mouth. There was no marks on the pants or underware. (though we've all skinned our knees with out damaging our pants) The weiner on the other hand had teeth marks. Teeth marks I tell ya. Now the weinerbitter must do home service by way of cleaning and yard work.

The moral of this story:

Let sleeping weinerbitters lie.

That's it .

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