This is a repost.

It's still good advise.

A few tips from good old Doublebagger for you dumbasses out there who don't know how to look in public:

1. Shower. Wash your nasty funky ass with soap and water.
2. If your jacket looks and smells like it's been pissed on don't wear it.
3. You should never wear pants with obvious piss and shit stains radiating down the legs.
4. If your shirt came with a collar and it no longer has it and has several very large very recent stains on it THROW IT AWAY. You don't need to look that bad we can tell by your lack of dental hygiene that you are white trash.
5. Brush your nasty assed teeth. If you can afford ding-dongs with cash you can afford a toothbrush and toothpaste. We do have a dollar store in town.
6. Do not use a public disabled cart if it is possible people can smell you on it later.
7. Tuna is not an appealing scent.
8. If I can't tell the difference between you and the crab you just bought by scent. You don't need to buy the KY Jelly.
9. I must say again. SOAP IS NOT AN OPTION TO BE OVERLOOKED.
10. Deoderant buy it, use it.


Good advice is never a waste of time.

ttfn