Attack of the stupid co-worker.

I realize that you don't have to be a rocket scientist to work at UGH, but to be smarter than a three year old would help.

I heard a question asked of a co-worker by a stupid co-worker. That I haven't heard since my son was three. Hot chicken had just come out of the deep fryer in the deli. She looks at the deep fryer and asks is the oil hot will it burn me. It gets even better. She sold like 4 pounds of sliced pastrami, hell it's a deli, then turns around and answers the phone and then has to ask another co-worker if we sell sliced pastrami. Then later she was selling pastrami again and picked up a chub of turkey and asked if it was pastrami.

Damnit I close with this dumb assmonkey one night this week. On a Friday damnit. One of the busiest days of the week. Then I close with a new girl on Saturday. She's slower than shit so I will have a shit load more work to do. Oh well, that's it for now.


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Shit I'm tired.

Hell. It's been a long week. I'm tired and need to sleep. I want to do something fun. I went and signed hud papers today, went to the bank to cash my paycheck, and put gas in the car. We had chinese for dinner. Now, Madame D. is napping and I'm typing on here. My darling Zevon is in Virginia now. He's visiting his sister. I feel a little lost without him here. I love him and miss him bunches. I'll be fine. I only have about 2 and a half weeks left without him. Then I'll see him smiling at me. Well that's all for right now.

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I see stupid people they're everywhere.

God damnit I'm surrounded by assholes.

First is the story of a stupid courtesy clerk. She was sitting in the break room and told us she and her b/f were watching Munich. She told us that she made him turn it off because. Get this. It wasn't very realistic. Ok, based on a true story isn't realistic. She also said that history just seemed so irrelivent. Without history we wouldn't have cars, planes, and she'd be married with like 10 kids. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

The second stupid person of the day was a hillbilly. Picture if you will the heavy hillbilly accent. Dirty jeans, a flannel shirt for a jacket, a dirty t shirt under it, and a nasty dirty baseball cap. He comes to the deli at 9:15 pm. Technically it closes at 9 but we're still there doing dishes and cleaning up for the night. He wants a pound of potato salad. So I weigh it up where he can see it and it's a pound. He tells me to add more because, get this, it doesn't look like a pound. Almost a half a pound later he says that looks like a pound. Then I weigh it up again and price it. I tell him it's more like a pound and a half. To which he says, "It better be some damn good tato salad when I'm paying the pound and a half price for a pound." What a dumb fuck.

Oh well, that's it for tonight.

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I'm thinking about trying to write spoof porn.

Ok, for anyone who has read my attempt at writing a sex scene for my vampire book. Yes I could write really crappy porn novels. Complete with quivering members and pouting nipples. Yes, Madame I think I could actually work in a few pouting nipples. Though I'm wondering if a were-female would have more than two. So, the question is how the hell do you get 6-8 nipples to pout. Of course they would have to be very disappointed. Or at least 3-5 of them would be. Yes, I'm rambling. Why??? Because I fucking feel like it. Damnit.

I have to get rid of my cat. He was spotted today. Of course I lied and said he was my mom's and that she was in the hospital and he had to go to the vet today so my family dropped him off. Well, I think my darling Zevon is going to take him to the pound while I'm at work. I am really sad about this he has been my baby for a year. He was so weak he couldn't raise his head or walk when I got him. Now he has to go away.

My oldest is at church camp with his grandma and aunite baby bear. Things are going to be ok I guess. This week I learned I'm probably only working in the deli for the rest of this month. Then I'm back to bagging groceries. Yippy skippy. Also I had a H.U.D. review this last month so my rent went up due to all the hours I've been getting in the deli. So, now instead of paying 237.00 per month I'm now going to have to pay 324.00 per month. That's a huge jump. Also I got a letter yesterday that said that I had to call the garentor on my student loan. The letter said you need to make arrangements for payments or we are taking your tax money until the debt is paid off. Ok, my student loan has been garnishing my paycheck for almost 2 years. In that time instead of going down the total amount owed has gone up by almost 3,000. So, now they are going to stop the garnishment and I have to pay 135.00 per month starting next month. This month the payment is only 75.00. That is because I'm getting garnished for two weeks. At least I got my H.U.D. reinspection done, and it passed.

I have had a hell of a week. There are a few things I won't put on here. They are way TMI and besides they are not my TMI to share. I also have a foodstamp review next week. It's let see how much we can screw old Doublebagger and not give her a kiss.

My darling Zevon is leaving Monday to visit his sister in Virginia for three and a half weeks. I will miss him dearly. I love him so very much. I also have a lot of insecurities about this. I know he misses the east coast. I see it in his face when he talks about it, and movies like Mystic Pizza make him homesick. I think my biggest fear is that he will not come back, or that he'll meet someone he likes more. I know in my heart this won't happen. That he loves me and I love him, but I don't know. I'm just having a bad week. The lack of sleep isn't helping much. This started out as such an upbeat post and now it's sad, lonely, and pathetic. Damn I suck.

That's all for right now.

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