It's time for a change.

Trying to deal with a child with Asperger's Syndrome.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Not many people realize that I'm a girl.

I think most people except my b/f , nikki, and the kids think of me as a boy. If not that way then more masculine than most. Damnit I like pink. It just looks like shit on me. Yes I look good in black. I'm too white not to. I think it hurts more when I realize that most guys look at me that way. Two customers in the last week called me "Pretty Lady" I almost died. I don't think I even think of myself as a girl most of the time. I am. I like to put on makeup and look pretty. I have nice outfit or two. I have lots of girly shoes. I love shoes if that's not girly I don't know what is. I don't know I'm just rambling I guess. People look at me like I'm a freak when I cry. Or if I even say I cried. It's like they can't even picture it. I do cry, I love, I hope, I feel, I'm a girl goddamnit. I know I' m damn opinionated. That's just the way I am. It's the way I like it. I spent too long not knowing I could have an opinion. I do and if you don't like it stick it straight up your ass and rotate it until you understand that's the way it is. Ok, that's all for tonight.

ttfn

Saturday, April 29, 2006

I feel gritty oh so gritty.

I'm going to take a shower. Madame D and I barbqued today. So, my spelling sucks sue me. Spell check takes too long and I smell. I started my period two days ago and I hate it. I'm all crampy and shit. I would stay in the shower with my new shower head forever if I could, but alas I can not. Goodnight all. I work late tomarrow so maybe more tomarrow.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006

I wanna have some fun.

Work my body all night long.

Just old songs running through my brain. I get today and tomarrow off. I also get three days off next week too. This is getting a little rediculous. I don't wanna close and I don't wanna day stock so I can't take anyone elses hours. This is the suckiest week ever. I think I'm gonna post some more pics today. I don't know what of. I haven't played with my scanner much. I still have pussy pics. Pull your minds out of the gutter. I meant of my cat. I'm feeling a bit bitchy. I had to go into work and pick up my check and my schedule. Then I got to put away groceries. Big fun.

Ok. Tell me if this is wrong or what. I ordered movies the post office delivered. The problem is this is the second time this same order has been shipped to me. I didn't get the first one. The post office put the box on my door step. I live in an apartment building in a high theft area. I have been broken into once and had one attempt made recently. The box the movies come in says right on it. "The movies you ordered have arrived." I have a feeling the first order was delivered and stolen off my doorstep. I finally got the movies today. I opened my front door to go check the mail, and what should I see. On my doorstep is the box of movies. With the your movies have arrived message up. So, the dumbasses dropped $50 worth of movies outside where they could get stolen. What do you all think I should do?

That's all for right now.

ttfn

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

This fucker doesn't have an off button.

I got my new toy today. The problem is that once the batteries are in it won't turn off. You can speed it up or slow it down but there is no off switch. I'm also kinna disturbed by the fact that the rotating part of the vibrator looks like a person wearning a fur coat and necklace. The thing even has a face with a smile on it. It is just so very wrong. Ok, good night all.

ttfn

Don't fuck with my friends or I will destroy you.

I have a friend that I work with and he has been thuroughly fucked over. His ex has been yanking his chain for weeks. So, I'm thinking that since she's a 17 I could ask him if he'd like me to have my little sister or some other assorted young people I have connections to kick the ever loving shit out of her.

I told him he should tell all of his friends what's been going on.

In other news. Things couldn't be worse around here. I want to go see silent hill, but I don't really have anyone too see it with. My boyfriend doesn't like scary movies. I started my period today and I had to work day stocking at work. I'm soo tired. I guess I'd better get something to eat soon and then look into going to bed.

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Monday, April 24, 2006

They tried to do it again.

For those of you who don't know. I have had two different places broken into in the last three years. The first one was my old house that was next door to Madame D. That one was broken into three times. The second time they took almost everything I owned. I had about half a storage unit left after they locked a bunch of cats in the house. I was gone for three days and the cats pissed on everything and they trashed the place. The third time there was nothing really there. I had to take beds, dressers and most of our clothes and blankets to the dump. Then when I was moving in here. I didn't have a bed yet so we weren't staying here. Someone broke into the same window they tried to tonight and stole everything that I had replaced, and everything I had left. Like my microwave, mixer, blender, lamps, and a little tv/radio/cd player I bought. They even stole a box of clothes I had in my room, and threw my old prom dresses out the window. This time they unscrewed the metal bar in the middle of the window. and hammered it out. All they had to do was slide the window back and they would have been in. And since Madame D. left here at about 6ish. They did this between 6ish and 8:30 pm. I don't get it. Why me? This is getting rediculous. I guess that's all my ranting for tonight.

ttfn

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Ok so it's Wed.

I said I'd post something so here it is.

I'm tired. I just got off work and I need to eat and go to sleep.

ttfn

Monday, April 17, 2006

It's a day late, but here it is.

What Would Easter be Like Without the Mom Killed the Easter Bunny Story?

This must have been about 9 or 10 years ago when my little sister(lets call her baby bear) was 7 or 8. Mom, dad, and Baby Bear were driving home from our uncle's house the Saturday night before Easter. Then a large jackrabbit dashed out in front of the car. Gush, pop the rabbit was dead. The terrified baby bear was distraught. "Mommy you killed the Easter Bunny," baby bear cried. "No it was just a rabbit," Mommy replied. That put baby bear at ease until....Easter Morning:There is no candy, no easter basket, and no colored eggs. Once again baby bear cried,"You killed the Easter Bunny." "Oh shit," mommy replied. Mommy had forgotten to do the Easter shopping. Oh no, What could she do? "I'll call her big sis that's what I'll do." Mommy called good old Doublebagger and what did they do they cook up a plan just like a stew. The Easter Bunny left her basket with sis. That was the plan how could it miss. Needless to say it worked now baby bear if a beautiful, mature, and well adjusted 17 almost 18 year old. I'm not predjedice at all ask Madame Debarge.

This is a story that actually happened.

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Oh Hell no.

Just because you are tall enough to shit in the urinal doesn't mean that you have to do it. Yeah I guess from that you can tell that someone at my work shit in the urinal. This was a huge turd too. I'm talking a good 9-10 inches or more. I told the store manager I refused to clean that bathroom, and when he asked why. I told him someone defecated in the urinal. Yes I know big words. Don't act so surprised. Just because I can't spell them and half the time can' t pronounce them doesn't mean that I don't know what they mean. If I don't know what it means I ask Madame D. She usually does if I don't . I don't clean up shit. I'm sorry ever since I had to plunge the men's room toilet and got shit splattered I will not do that. Oh Hell no. As you can see from my previous post I will be gone all weekend and then working closing all week so. I'll see ya when I see ya.

ttfn

Hello all.

I've got a shitty schedule from hell this week.
I work close all week so I won't be posting a whole lot this week. Maybe when I get home from work on Tuesday or Wed. night.

ttfn

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Here is what I've got so far.

Prolog
Stephen came home to a sight that made his blood curdle. The front door of the house that he shared with his wife and four children was ripped off it’s hinges. There was no sign of life. He cautiously entered the house. There on the living room floor pale and lifeless were the twins. Luke and Louis were the light of their parents lives, and now they were gone. Six year old Devon was laying on the floor next to his brothers. All three of their throats had been ripped out. Though in Devon’s case it seemed that he had been slammed repeatedly against the wall. Knowing Devon he had tried to defend his mother and siblings when the attack came. Of his wife Tanya and his seventeen year old daughter Stephanie there was no sign.
He had known it was dangerous not to arm his family with the knowledge he had gained about the vampire take over. He had been warned any that didn’t cooperate in his office would not be spared when the end came. He had chosen not to believe the co-workers that shared his friendship would not betray him and his family. Now he knew he was wrong. Tanya had been warned not to invite anyone in. That means it had to be someone that had been a welcomed guest into his home.
All Stephen could do now was run. They must know he had started speaking up in the office about the up rising. Up to this point the vampires had been content to stay in the background. Now they wanted the power. The take over was well under way. How could he stop them from completing this? The answer was simple he couldn’t. All he could do now was go underground and try to find out if his wife and daughter were still alive.
Before he could leave this house of death behind. Stephen would need a few things. He walked up the stairs cautiously. He was perfectly aware that the vampire assassins could still be in the house waiting for him. The upstairs was well lit. He doubted that he would be ambushed. If only he had come home before dusk. He glanced at his watch. It was 4:30 am, almost dawn. He was safe from the vampires for now. Though he was not safe from the human police.
By now all the human police would be in the vampires control. They would have taken over the authorities before they took over any other agency. If he didn’t leave soon he was dead either way. At the top of the stairs was a long hallway that ran the length of the house. On the right side was the twins’ room, then the small upstairs bathroom, and at the end of the hall on the right was Devon’s room. On the left side of the hall was Stephanie’s room and then his and Tanya’s bedroom. It was the master bedroom he was headed for.
He was acutely aware of the smell of blood as he entered the bedroom. Try as he might he couldn’t help but look around for the source of the smell. There was blood all over the room. The mirror had a long smear of blood down it’s surface. The smear closely resembled a hand print. He wondered if this was where his wife had died or had they injured her and taken her to one of the donor stations they had started setting up all over the city. "I don’t have time for this." The sound of his own voice startled him. He had a lot to do and not a lot of time to do it. The back of the closet held a large safe behind a false wall. Quickly he dialed the combination of the safe and opened it.
Inside the safe were the things they thought they might need in an emergency. Almost an entire record of their life was in this safe. Birth certificates, marriage license, and assorted family pictures. All the accumulated clutter of a life that you wouldn’t want lost in a fire. Stephen was only after a few of these precious things. The first thing he grabbed was a large backpack from the closet shelf. Into this bag went the one hundred thousand dollars in cash that he had stocked away over the last three weeks. Hoping he would never need it. On top of this he placed the hand gun he had purchased last week. Then he placed the bag on the floor and grabbed a duffle bag off the same shelf. In this he placed the ammunition he had bought with the gun. The ammunition was specially made. The bullets had been cleaned with holy water before they were completed and then a small cross was scratched on the end and blessed by a priest. He wasn’t taking any chances.
The last thing he packed before leaving the house forever was a family picture that they had taken last month. He could use it to help in his search for the rest of his family. God willing he would find them before something worse happened to them. Stephen closed the safe. He left all the lights on that had been on when he came in. He walked down the stairs and walked over to where the bodies of his youngest children lay. Then and there he made a vow to them. "I will find the blood suckers who did this to you and make them pay." He leaned down and as a single tear slipped down his face he placed a tender kiss on each small cheek. Got up and left the house he had shared with his family forever.
Where was his wife and daughter. He had to find them, but he was no use to them dead. First he had to disguise himself. He walked to the bus stop. He had left his car behind. He knew part of their plan. He got rid of his wallet and identification. He could get a new one easily in the time of chaos that would soon come. He needed a new hair color first. Not hard to come by right now but soon it would be. He decided to use peroxide which would be easy to come by soon. He proceeded to the drug store to buy supplies. With that task completed he needed a new name. That would have to wait until they set their plan into action. He had nothing but time. He knew in his heart it was already too late to save his wife and daughter from most of the horror that they would encounter. So, he would wait. The scars he inflicted on himself to change his appearance was the hardest part. He could stay hidden until the wounds healed. The homeless where to be the last to be classified. He took his pocket knife from his jacket pocket and in a dark alley ran it from his hair line to his jaw. Using the things he had purchased at the drug store he bandaged his face and proceeded to dirty himself up and look for a shopping cart to collect his belongings.
He found himself a nice place in the park and proceeded to be a homeless man of no means. This would also make his cash last longer. He needed to wait the initial panic out. Then he could set his plan into motion. They would regret the fact that they had ever decided to come out of hiding. He knew their weaknesses and their strengths. He would learn more as time went by. Then he would make their lives very interesting indeed.



Chapter 1
The fall of mankind.

In the three years since Stephen had left his home. Life in the world had vastly changed and not for the better. In the beginning, just after he ran, things started happening quickly. The takeover happened in every city and town in the world on December 31, 2005 through January 1, 2006. The one night of the year where people were most likely to be out after the dark in a public place. There for avoiding the having to be invited in thing. It wasn’t a slow or gradual thing. That had been going on for the last two years. They had already subverted the army of every nation in the world. Every public service office had a human servant in it. The local police departments were in the vampires pockets. The good cops and their families were eliminated in a variety of accidents that were never investigated.
Small pockets of resistance groups sprung up, and were quickly put down. The Romanian Resistance Movement lasted the longest. They held out for six months. Eventually they too were infiltrated and betrayed by one of their own for the promise of eternal life. The problem is that traitors never realize that the ones they betray their friends to won’t trust them. Everyone knows if you’ll sell out your own friends, you’ll sell out anyone. Traitors there for were sent to a donation center or killed outright along with their entire family. No one can be left to seek revenge. There are still rumors circulating to this day that a few brave souls escaped and are even now plotting revenge on the vampire enemies.
When the human herd had been significantly thinned. Then the real work of sorting began. Humans were to be sorted into a few very significant groups. The first and most important was the breeder group. Breeders are the ones even to this day that the vampires will defend with their lives. The breeders insure the vamp. food supply. As long as you have a good population of breeders the other groups can be replaced. All the groups are micro chipped much like pets have been. Breeder chips contain the breeder’s name, sex, designation, and special skills or attributes. It also contains the number of children that have been sired or bred by the individual. Breeders are given the best food and the best medical attention. They also get the best living locations in the cities. Their living accommodations are second only to the vampires themselves.
Breeders that give birth to or sire twins are given even better treatment than normal breeders. The vampires are nothing if not envious of breeders in their ability to have children. Not to say that the vampires don’t have the most vicious sexual appetites. The just can not procreate in the same way that they could when they were human. Twins are so important in that one can be made into a vampire and the other can be bred with another identical twin. The vampire set then raise any children of the union as their own.
The second group to be sorted was the humans to be sent to the donation centers. Since vampires can only get high or become intoxicated through blood. Several humans were kept addicted to several different drugs. This being the case donors are promptly sterilized upon being assigned as a donor. They usually don’t mind this though. They are given food that they like. They are only forced to donate through the an I. V., and then only at levels that they would in a blood bank in the time before the takeover. The worse thing that could happen to you was if you became pregnant before the sterilization. If it happened before designation it wasn’t a crime, but if it happened after it was crime punishable by death. The child could then be raised by a vampire couple and the donor mother and sire were both executed by feeding. This was witnessed on video screens by the entire donor population of the world.
It was widely believed that the vampire doctors occasionally botched a sterilization on purpose. This was actually the case. The non-sterilized couple were often bunked in the same wing of the donor center. There for increasing the odds of an illegal pregnancy. The public feeding vampire being chosen by lottery. The tickets for the lottery were expensive. It is an excellent source of revenue. The city also gets to collect a fee from the vampire couple that adopt the child. Under any other circumstance it is illegal to hunt or kill a human except in self defense. Being creatures of great strength there are rarely any self defense killings. Killing or being caught hunting a human are punishable by death. Except in the case of vampire police hunting renegade humans. The sentence is being bound to a stake with specially reenforced chains, and being left out to wait for the rising sun. This is why the lottery happening fairly regularly is a good thing. The lottery is also held for rebels, a rebel is any human who willfully disobeys a justifiably vampire order.
The next group to be sorted is the children. Children are not chipped until their sixteenth birthday. Then they are sorted into the group that they will live with for the rest of their natural lives. It is a crime punishable by disembowelment and being staked out for the sun for a vampire to harm a child in any way. The only exception to this rule is an imperfect child. One that is born or develops a major injury or illness. In such cases the child’s life is mercifully terminated. This is an assurance that the world human population will not rise too high.
The last group to be sorted are the outlaws. There are always punished when caught no mater what group they belong to. There are even vampire outlaws that are frequently punished. Death is the only punishment that exists in this bleak future. In order for humanity to survive they have developed a go along to get along attitude. For the most part this works well. Sometimes as in the case of Stephen it doesn’t. This brave new world has lots of different people and creatures in it. All sorted out into neat little categories.
The initial takeover took approximately nine hours from December 31, 2005 to January 1,2006. From sunset when the humans were first going out to celebrate New Year’s Eve until just before sunrise on New Year’s Day. The vampires struck in a manner that was unusual for them. They fed, purged, and fed again. The population of the world had to be reduced to a controllable level. Millions of men, women, and children died that night. The few that had stayed home had no idea what had happened until the next morning when some entire towns were empty. The aftermath of the rounding up the others with promises of food and a better living situation took care of the rest. Individuals that had lost their entire families were promptly killed as and example to the others of what would happen if they resisted. In the end the world’s human population was less than one third of what it had been and only two thousand more vampires were created that night.
The new vampires were all very beautiful people in life. Mostly lover’s of vampires that had brought them over. A few were seen as perfect and spared to be perfect forever. Of these none was sadder than the only vampire child to be created. He was six years old and the victim of a vampire that thought it was funny to have an eternal child to use for his own sick pleasure. When it was discovered the poor child vampire was quickly put out of his misery, and the vampire that created him was destroyed. The cruelty of the vampire race is legendary. Though nothing is ever said about their sense of justice. This vampire was a vicious pedofile. His death served as an example to all that in this new society that kind of behavior would not be tolerated. The vampire was first shot repeatedly. The point being not to kill him, but to cause him pain. Then he was castrated, disemboweled, and scalped. Then allowed to regenerate and went through it all over again. His punishment lasted for thirty days and then he was staked out for the sunrise.
Things had not all been bad. The punishments fit the crime. Sometimes not, but no society is perfect. The small town of Longview, WA fell even before the great killing. It was there for spared the worst of the death and destruction. The mayor Paul Hanou having brokered a deal with the vampires from the start to save as many as possible. Very little changed in this small town. Life went on people reported to be sorted and chipped. Welfare payments stopped as all humans were given all they needed and most of what they wanted in return for using their special skills.
The town still underwent it’s own wave of death. The meth problem in this city was getting out of control. Therefore the vampires rounded up and executed seventy-five percent of the meth addicts in the city. Then the humans voluntarily reported to be sorted. Longview remained one of the few cities in the world that remained in control of a few vampires and a largely human panel of advisors. People still went to work it was just different jobs. Donors in Longview were allowed to live with their families. They were still sterilized and everyone was still chipped.
The few rebellious humans in this town were instantly killed. The population of this town was cut once again by the execution of all registered sex offenders. There was an unusually high concentration of these. This town was additionally cleansed when the vampires brought in a vampire whose special ability was that she could read minds. She was one of the few rebels that had ever been brought over. Her name was Tanya Devall. She was watched at all times. Her ability had been minor before the change. Hatred of what they had made her allowed her some freedom. The fact that they had killed three of her children before they realized she held a power that could be useful fueled her hatred. What kept her in check was the fact that they had her only remaining child held in another city. Stephanie was still human and there for could still be killed. She did shelter a few precious rebels and turned over a few loyalists for execution. Tanya was guarded at all times but in Longview when the culling was done she could live with her daughter. They would be guarded at all times but they could be together.
Being as Tanya was only one of three vampires in existence that could read minds she was always traveling, but she had always loved to have a home. In this small southwest Washington town she could have a home and her child. The culling was done in a mater of days with Tanya there. Every resident was brought into have an audience with her. The registered sex offenders were brought in and she confirmed their crimes and they were taken away for execution. Of those only three were wrongly convicted or wrongly classified. One was the case of a 14 year old girl and a 18 year old boy. The girl had lied about her age. The other two were wrongly convicted rapists. There were almost two hundred that hadn’t been caught. They were also taken away and executed. She also sent the evil to the executioner. The rebels had to be thinned, but not eliminated. In all the culling she saw a ghost.
They brought Stephen before her. She couldn’t believe it he was alive. He had scars she had never seen before. He was listed as a breeder migrant named Steve Devon. He couldn’t be a breeder. He had a vasectomy about a month before the night of the take over. He looked at her and the shock registered on his face. He had thought her dead too. She sent him a silent message. "Don’t let on and I’ll protect you. Stephanie is alive and will be in town soon. I Love you." She hoped it worked the only other it had worked with was Stephanie. He blinked and then she heard in her own head. "How? Why? What can I do to save her? Is this why they tried to recruit us?" She only had one reply for him. "I don’t know." She sent him one more thing. "Wait and I will send for you." She proclaimed this one is a fine addition to our little city and to my bed. Prepare him for me.
Stephen was taken away to the mistresses house. They had never seen Tanya take a human lover. All the other vampires had taken human lovers. This was a first for her. They all believed that she had finally accepted her existence. Maybe they could trust her a little more. She would be more cheerful if she could take fresh blood once in a while and have sex. They all thought that would make her a little less uptight.
That night they brought Stephen to her. He had been cleaned up and shaved. She touched his face and he cringed away from her. She instantly thought "don’t speak think." "How could you let them do this to you." She replied, " I didn’t have a choice." "Where is Stephanie I have to get her safe?" To this she sent back. "As long as I cooperate she is safe." A silent tear slipped down her cheek. He sent her the one question next that sent wracking sobs through her body. "Did the boys get a proper burial?" Her only reply to that was, "Yes." With that he took her in his arms and kissed her. To the vampires watching it looked as if his scared beauty had broken through her guilt over her husband and children’s death. The thought conversation was never heard or suspected. The other vampires did not know that this ability existed. Of all the vampires there had ever been only Tanya and the one’s that she loved could speak to each other using only their minds.
Stephen kissed her teasingly then deeper. He ran his tongue slowly up to tease her earlobe. Tanya moaned against his ear. She had already fed so she did not feel the need to take blood from him. This excited him all the more. He trailed his kisses down her neck. Lingering for a moment at the junction of her neck and shoulder. His hand found the hard peak of her nipple. He slowly unbelted her robe and allowed it to fall to the floor. Then his mouth replaced his hand at her breast. Tanya could feel him hard and ready against her belly as he kissed her. She had missed this.
He teased the tiny bud with his tongue and teeth. She moaned and that was almost his undoing. He realized he must slow down and make this last. Three years is a long time not to see the woman you loved. He trailed his kisses down her ribs pausing at her navel to dip his tongue briefly. Before continuing down to the center of her womanhood. He leaned her back on the bed. Then eased her long sexy legs apart. It had been so long since he had tasted her. She shuddered as he ran his mouth up the arch of her foot. He took his time kissing the backs of her knees. Working his way up to her thigh. Her moans of pleasure driving in further up those luxurious legs. He found the core of her womanhood hot and wet beneath his tongue. He drank in her scent and basked in her pleasure. He teased the tiny bud with his mouth and teeth as she writhed under him.
She couldn’t take it anymore she took his head in her hands as her hips bucked against his mouth. Being careful not to hurt him she pulled him up to kiss him. The taste of her on his lips excited her all the more. She felt the tip of his quivering member enter her. He entered her slowly and then sped up to a fevered pitch. He controlled himself as best he could. As her body gripped him in the hot wet sheath that was her body. He felt her release and his came shortly after. It was the best time they could remember. He wondered how long could this go on before the reality of what she had become took away the joy of their reunion.
He held her until just before dawn. At that time she asked him to go and pick out any room in the house for his daytime retreat. She told him of what he would see if he stayed until dawn and then he laid a gentle kiss on her brow and left to find his own rest.
With the coming of the dawn all vampires die. They look like the corpses they are. The longer dead the more mummy like they look. If a vampire cared for their human lovers they never allowed them to stay until the dawn. Some of the vampires that had ended up having to kill their lovers rather than see the look of horror on their faces every time they touched them. The human that could handle that sight was rare. Some that witnessed it went insane. There were always human servants that brought the blood at dusk so that their masters could regenerate. These were special people. Mostly archeologists and human doctors the ones most likely to be able to deal with the sight of a corpse.
The next night Tanya puzzled over how to Stephen about their youngest son Daniel. The night that the vampires came and destroyed their lives forever she had just discovered that she was pregnant again. It had only been about a month since Stephen’s vasectomy and they thought that they had taken enough precautions before his surgery, but by some quirk of fate she was about six weeks pregnant on the night of the take over. Tanya had been held until the birth of her child in a breeding camp. By then they knew of her special gift and kept her children as insurance against her betraying them. She was converted into a vampire. For that is what the vampire called it when they made a human into a vampire. The night they came to convert her was the night that Daniel turned six weeks old. She had not seen him for a month after that. They gave all the forced converts time to control their thirst before they reintroduced them to the people they knew in life.
Daniel was now about two and a half years old. He was a precocious little boy. He lived and traveled with Stephanie. She never saw her children until she had fed. She never fed on live humans. She always fed from the pool of donor blood. The children never saw her feed, and never would if she had anything to say about it. Stephen came to her about an hour after dusk. They made love. Then she took a deep breath and proceeded with her tale.

Don't dress like a ninja or the Feds will get you.

This came from people pc's weird news.

Feds Pounce on Student Dressed As a Ninja

Wednesday, April 12, 2006
ATHENS, Ga. - Running through the University of Georgia campus as a ninja can elicit a prompt response from authorities, a UGA sophomore learned.
Federal Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus for a community training project, detained Jeremiah Ransom of Macon Tuesday as a "suspicious individual" when they spotted a masked figure darting near the Georgia Center.
Ransom told The Red & Black student newspaper that he had left a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was snared by agents with guns drawn.
"It was surreal," Ransom said. "I was jogging from Wesley to Snelling (cafeteria) when I heard someone yell `freeze.'" At first, he thought a friend was playing a joke.
University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said Ransom was released as soon as he was found to have violated no laws.
Vanessa McLemore, the ATF special agent in charge, said agents thought something was amiss when they "noticed someone wearing a bandanna across the face and acting in a somewhat suspicious manner, peeping around the corner" then breaking into a run.
Williamson said Ransom was wearing black sweat pants and an athletic T-shirt with one red bandanna covering the bottom half of his face and another covering the top of his head.


Here's some from MSN weird news.


Are We Safe? In a two-day period in March, alarming reports revealed that "dirty (radiation) bombs" easily entered the country in car trunks in tests, that one-third of U.S. civilian nuclear research reactors were insufficiently secure, and that concerns were heightened about the 2,000 shoulder-fired missiles said to be unaccounted for in the world's arsenals. On the other hand, the Los Angeles Times reported that the fishing village of Dillingham, Alaska, at least, is secure, now that a $200,000 Homeland Security anti-terrorism grant has paid for 60 "downtown" surveillance cameras (with 20 more to come). Dillingham (pop. 2,400) is about 300 miles from Anchorage, with no roads linking it to anywhere. [USA Today, 3-27-06] [USA Today, 3-26-06] [ABC News, 3-27-06] [Los Angeles Times, 3-28-06

I swear I didn't shoot her. Really kinna sorta.

In earnest testimony in March, Douglas Dyer explained how it was just bad luck that his married girlfriend got shot twice, fatally, in the middle of her back by the rifle he was holding. Dyer said he had originally intended to kill himself, but when she grabbed at the gun to stop him, it fired into her hand. Then, as she ran out a door, he followed and bumped the door open with the gun, causing it to fire and accidentally hit her flush in the back. As his body flinched from the shot, banging into a wall, the rifle again accidentally fired, putting another bullet in the center of her back. (The Rockland, Maine, jury apparently didn't believe a word of it and convicted him of murder.) [Bangor Daily News, 3-3-06, 3-4-06]


PC taken to far.

At the Nov. 14 meeting of the governing board of Provincetown, Mass., Selectwoman Sarah Peake raised a formal objection to the continued presence of the historical painting that graces the board's meeting room, though it is of a previously uncontroversial scene of Pilgrims voting on the Mayflower Compact. Peake's objection (according to a November report in the Boston Globe) is that there are no women in the painting. [Boston Globe, 11-29-05]

Pure stupidity.

Super-Compelling: (1) John Melo's lawsuit demanding re-sentencing was rejected in March by the Middlesex County, Mass., Superior Court. Facing a term of "10 years," Melo had complained that a couple of "Feb. 29's" were included in that time, and since a "year" is usually 365 days, he should not be serving 366 days during leap years. (2) According to the Hartwell (Ga.) Sun, state Sen. Nancy Schaefer, speaking at an "issues day" event in February, said one reason illegal immigrants find work in the United States was because "50 million" abortions have caused a U.S. labor shortage: "We could have used those people." [Commonwealth v. John Melo, Docket 04-P-1606, 3-6-06] [Hartwell Sun, 3-1-06]

Isn't it ironic.

Super-Compelling: (1) John Melo's lawsuit demanding re-sentencing was rejected in March by the Middlesex County, Mass., Superior Court. Facing a term of "10 years," Melo had complained that a couple of "Feb. 29's" were included in that time, and since a "year" is usually 365 days, he should not be serving 366 days during leap years. (2) According to the Hartwell (Ga.) Sun, state Sen. Nancy Schaefer, speaking at an "issues day" event in February, said one reason illegal immigrants find work in the United States was because "50 million" abortions have caused a U.S. labor shortage: "We could have used those people." [Commonwealth v. John Melo, Docket 04-P-1606, 3-6-06] [Hartwell Sun, 3-1-06]

Not Your Father's Hell's Angels: Police were investigating the Hell's Angels chapter in Stockholm, Sweden, in February after 70 members claimed government benefits for being "depressed." Police said the gang had largely abandoned its reliance on shootouts and bomb attacks and moved into crimes like tax fraud. [Reuters, 2-21-06]

Stupid naked people.

Recent drivers who decided, for reasons known only to them, to get naked before taking the wheel: (1) A woman, her toddler and her mother (all naked), Norwood, N.Y., sitting in a parked car (February). (2) John Persico, Providence, R.I., smashed into several cars naked (February). (3) Natalie Peterson, 23, Roy, Utah, shucked her clothes after an argument with her aunt (March). (4) Eric Wayne, 57, Pocono Township, Pa. (An officer who knew him said Wayne "tends to get a little weird" when he's been without sex) (arraigned in March). (5) A man and woman, ages 59 and 70, Cologno al Serio, Italy (joyriding nude) (March). [New York Daily News, 2-13-06] [WKMG-TV (Orlando)-AP, 2-23-06] [KTVX-TV (Salt Lake City), 3-26-06] [Pocono Record (Stroudsburg), 3-16-06] [Reuters, 3-16-06

Updated wierd news.

Maxcy Dean Filer made News of the Weird in 1989 for his legendary relentlessness in that, after graduating from law school, he failed the California bar exam 46 times, finally passing in 1991. He now practices in Compton, Calif., but last year was put on probation for failing to file a particular document, and was scheduled to take an exam in March on ethics and professional responsibility. Though exams have not been good to Filer, the result of this one has not been reported. [Los Angeles Times, 2-20-06]
Crime Really Doesn't Pay: In July 2005, News of the Weird reported Jared Gipson's extremely bad idea of trying to rob Blalock's Beauty College in Shreveport, La. The 20 students and teachers inside (almost all women) beat him to a pulp with curling irons, hair dryers, chairs, a table leg, and their fists (leaving him with 21 cuts that had to be stitched). In March 2006, Gipson, 24, was sentenced for that attempted robbery, and as a recidivist, got 25 years in prison (and might have received more except that several of the women asked the judge for leniency). [Shreveport Times, 3-4-06]

If you can't tell I was trying to get the violated furby further down the page.

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Yes they are impressive aren't they.

Yeah they're mine. The thing you don't see in the picture of my tits is the fact that I had to put my arms under my boobs. The right one being so much bigger than the left one that I had to have half of it out under my bra to make them look even. I only wear that bra for my darling Zevon. He really doesn't care that it doesn't fit right. It matches the black thong, stockings, and garter belt. So, who cares as long as it looks good, and I think it does. I'm really sick today. Not just hung over sick either. My body aches and the rest could be hangover symptoms. I got up this morning and changed the litter box. Then I went back to bed when the kids left for school. ThenI got up at 2:30 pm and did the dishes. Right now I've got soapy water soaking in my sink. Yes, it' s just water in the sink. The thing was gross. I've worked such sucky hours a lot of things haven't gotten done. Well, that' s all of my stuff for now. I think I might post some weird news today. Who knows? I was also going to post my book that I've got so far in it's entirety. It's only a chapter do to my work and sleep schedule, but some poeple think it's pretty good.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

I figured I'd put forth my best assets.

I personally find them lots of fun. They are also a great ice breaker at parties. No really they can break ice. Just kidding. I hope you enjoy my drunken posting and pic. taking. Goodnight all.

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Here's my profile picture.

The circle of life in Longview.

It was a happy day when Ms. Furby gave birth to Mr. Thing's baby.




Then things went terribly wrong. Mom became a huge slut.


Dad started fucking every super hero in sight.




Both male and female. He seemed to have a unnatural attraction to the Power Rangers.



This can never lead to anything good happening to the poor defensless baby. Left all alone to his own devises he went terribly wrong.

First he started drinking.



Then came the pills.



Then one fateful night the booze and the pills were too much for the poor halfbreed baby.



They found him in a puddle of alcohol. With a spilled bottle of pills near by. The saddest thing of all was the bottle that was firmly lodged up his tiny little ass. The coroner's report stated that all of this was self inflicted.

Did all of this change mom and dad's ways. Of course not they just started over again.



Thank god this time the birth was breech and Ms. Furby can now have no more children. This child grew up to be a huge slut. Thus is the circle of life in the town that Ye old Doublebagger habitates in.


What was happening while the baby was going bad is continued on:

www.madamedebarge.blogspot.com


That's all.

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I'm really evil.

You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
How Evil Are You?

I'm playing with myspace.com.

Yeah I need another blog like I need another hole in my head. Oh, well. I guess I'll just fuck around on there for awhile. Maybe. I'm downloading more music today. I don' t know why it seems to be a bit of an obsession today. To find a few songs that have been stuck in my brain.

That's all for now.

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I wanna win the lottery

I need to win the lottery. Then I can not work for UGH anymore. UGH sucks ass. I'm so tired. I've been off work for an hour and a half. Now I need to go to sleep. This day was a day from hell. I was already tired. My ex called this morning wanting a copy of my tax return so he can have his taxes done. The assmonkey woke me up. Then I get up and go to work. I find out I'm the only courtesy clerk from 3:30 until 6:15. Then it was me and a new person. Now I'm ready for bed. Tomarrow I won't even get to sleep in because the ex is coming to pick up the copies I made tonight. So, goodnight all.

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Monday, April 10, 2006

I'm still tired.

I've been off work for about an hour. Now I shall go to bed.

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Saturday, April 08, 2006

I'm worth more and even more evil than before.

My blog went up from 34% evil to 37% evil. I am also worth $300,000 more on humanforsale.com. Soon my blog shall be evil enough to have it's own place in hell. Oh, wait maybe I don't wanna be that evil. Ok, that's really enough for tonight.

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I hate people.

Yes I really do mean that. If I didn't I wouldn't say it. I do like some people on a case by case basis. But as for people in general they can just go fuck themselves up their stupid asses. Can we all tell I just got off work. Yes, the biggest collection of assmonkeys under one roof can be found at your local UGH. Tonight we had three checkers with no backup checkers and count them 6 courtesy clerks. It was my responsibility to shelter the new people (the other 5 courtesy) from the evil rampaging customers. These are people mind you that have waited in line in some cases 25 min. Every other courtesys have been there two days at the most. One just started today. Tomarrow night I get to train one of the new people to close. Joy of joys. I'm closing with the ok maneger but he does have a temper. So, maybe between the two of us we can get all the work done right the first time.

I'm still feeling a little anti-social. I feel this too will pass in time. I just think it's working long hours and not getting enough sleep. I don't know. Well that may be all for tonight.

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Friday, April 07, 2006

Well fuck me running.

I'm feeling a little anti-social tonight. I'm putting the evil ones to bed. Then I'm going to lay down with a book and then go to sleep. I am so damn tired. The dishes are in the dishwasher and tomarrow morning I will run it. I feel this intense need to be alone right now. Maybe it's the fact that I really need to sleep or the fact that my children and my cat are insane. Well, I don't know if I'll be on for the next couple of days. I've got the roller coaster schedule this week. My start times range from 6:30 am - 3:30 pm and my ending times range from 10:30 am- 12 am. This week is going to be messed up. I have to get some serious sleep. That's it for tonight.

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Here are a few weird news stories I got off of MSN

First up is: It's not big brother it's Target that's watching you.

You Might Want to Do Your Shoplifting Elsewhere: Increasingly, police departments and government offices (customs agencies, NASA, even the FBI) rely on state-of-the-art investigation support from the Target Corp. (as in Target department stores), according to a January Washington Post report. Target's world-class forensics lab in Minneapolis is the first choice by many departments for examination of surveillance tapes and other evidence, and it was Target in the mid-1990s that finally moved agencies to coordinate previously incompatible databases of criminals (treating the felon population as a nationwide "inventory control" problem). A Target executive said he works for "a high-tech company masquerading as a retailer." [Washington Post, 1-29-06]

Next is how to be a police dept. in california.

How to Be a Police Department: In California, a police department can be created if a local government gives a transportation contract to a private company, automatically empowering that company to hire its own cops, who, though not allowed to make arrests, can carry guns, access police databases, and receive government anti-terrorist grants. The law achieved notoriety in February when Internet millionaire Stefan Eriksson's Ferrari crashed in Malibu, and he later made confusing statements, including the revelation that he is the "deputy commissioner" of the "San Gabriel Valley Transit Authority" police, a post he acquired by starting a modest bus service for the elderly. [Los Angeles Times, 3-8-06]

God owes ad. fees
Questionable Policies: (1) The Wood Methodist Church was informed in March by the town council in Dudley, England, that it owed an "advertising fee" of the equivalent of about $130 to put up a cross. (Town regulations specify that a "cross" is an ad for Christianity.) (2) In March, Apache County, N.M., contracted to pay up to $100,000 to a former Arizona attorney general to investigate Apache's sheriff, Brian Hounshell, who, after an exhaustive previous investigation (whose cost was not revealed), was accused of misspending $8,000 of taxpayer money. [Daily Telegraph (London), 3-8-06] [The Independent (Gallup, N.M.), 3-17-06]

Someone is full of it.

The publisher Powerhouse Books (and its imprint Rosen Editions) is preparing for the imminent release of photographer Ellen Jong's "Pees on Earth," a series of shots of Jong urinating in prominent public spots around the world. Jong is a mainstream professional whose non-urinary work has appeared in Vogue and other publications. [Publishers Weekly, 2-9-06]

From my neck of the woods.

(1) In February, the Oregon Court of Appeals ruled that the neck is a "sexual or intimate (part)" and thus that a forcible kiss there is a felonious touching that allows sentencing the offender to life in prison under the state's "three strikes" rule. (2) Also in February, a Florida appeals court upheld a jury's simultaneous findings that Nicholas Cappalo was not guilty by reason of insanity in the burglary of a home in May 2002, but guilty and sane during the ensuing getaway, in which he led sheriff's deputies on a 15-mile, high-speed chase. [KATU-TV (Portland, Ore.)-AP, 2-16-06] [St. Petersburg Times, 2-11-06]

Finally in the wake of the UGH 2 of 15 new hires passing thier drug test. Yes I said 2 of 15. That's 13 people who couldn't pass the oral swab test. I find that pathetic. Here's a really bad idea on how to pass a drug test.

On Feb. 23, a woman asked a clerk at the Get Go! convenience store in McKeesport, Pa., to "microwave something for me. It's a life-or-death situation." The clerk complied, but when she realized that the item might be a severed penis, she called police. The woman later explained that it was a dildo-shaped container of urine because she had to be drug-tested for a job afterward and needed urine heated to "body temperature." Unexplained still in subsequent press accounts was why she stored the urine in that type of device. She was charged with criminal mischief (for contaminating a microwave food oven). [Washington Post-AP, 2-24-06; CNN-AP, 3-3-06]

That's it.

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I'm so very tired.

I'm really tired tonight.

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Hey all it's house cleaning time.

Tomarrow is house cleaning day. I'm hoping to be done with the initial cleaning by one o'clock. Then I hope to rent a carpet shampooing machine. I don't have any idea how to spell that. Oh, well. I don't know. I'm so very tired. I need to get some sleep. Good night all.

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