Hey that's not cool.

As I sit here and wait for the dishwasher to be done so that I can shower. Yes, with soap and deoderant afterward. I unlike most of this town know how to shower the right way. I have to work tomarrow until eight fifteen. That sucks ass. I'm getting another 40 hours this week. Cool on the insurance front. I have to get 80 hrs. a month to keep it. I should have that in the next two weeks. If things keep up the way they are.

Now I must wait for the water to heat up.

I'm reading an Anne Rice book. "The claiming of sleeping beauty." I also ordered, "Beauty's Punishment" and "Beauty's Release." Wonderful little S & M styled romps on the wild side of a classic fairy tale. What's not to love about the pervetification (I so know that's not a word, but I like it any way.) of a beautiful classic fairy tale.

I will go back to the "Ashes" series soon. I read Rockibilly Hell. I also need to read Micha. I've also been reading "Dates from Hell."

I should be able to shower now and have plenty of hot water. That's it for tonight.

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Someone has always got their panties in a twist.

I got this from the same place as the cat story.

Philly Plumbers Upset by Waterless Urinals

Thursday, March 30, 2006
PHILADELPHIA - This city's hoped-for bragging rights as home of America's tallest environmentally friendly building could go down the toilet.
In a city where organized labor is a force to be reckoned with, the plumbers union has been raising a stink about a developer's plans to install 116 waterless, no-flush urinals in what will be Philadelphia's biggest skyscraper.
Developer Liberty Property Trust says the urinals would save 1.6 million gallons of water a year at the 57-story Comcast Center, expected to open next year.
But the union put out the word it doesn't like the idea of waterless urinals - fewer pipes mean less work.
The city's licensing department, whose approval is needed for waterless urinals, has not yet rendered a decision.
The mayor's office has stepped in to try to save the urinals, which use a cartridge at the base to trap odors and sediment as waste passes through.
It is telling the plumbers that the city's building boom will provide plenty of work for them and that even waterless urinal systems need some plumbing connections, said Stephanie Naidoff, city commerce director.
Philadelphia's unions have periodically put the city in a difficult spot.
For years, convention groups were canceling bookings at the Pennsylvania Convention Center because of difficulties working with six unions. New rules were established in 2003 to allow convention groups to deal instead with a middleman, a labor supplier. A few months later, the electricians union temporarily shut off power and picketed the center in a dispute with the supplier.
In 2004, the MTV reality show "The Real World" briefly pulled up stakes after union workers, in a dispute over hiring practices, picketed the house the cast was to live in. The show's producers and labor leaders eventually negotiated a deal to bring the show back.
Edward Keenan, the business manager of Plumbers Union Local 690, did not return calls for comment. Liberty Property Trust said only that it is "currently engaged in an administrative process with the city to obtain the necessary approvals."
Waterless urinals were introduced in the early 1990s. Thousands are in use around the country, including such places as the San Diego Zoo, Walt Disney World and the Rose Bowl.

Ok, we all know that if they now use regular urinals the environmentalists will have their panties in a twist.

I'm going to my honey's house tomarrow night. Why you might ask? I got a whole weekend off. That means I get to buy alcohol and drink at my man's house. That's all for now, and maybe for the next few days.

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I read this in the People PC news.

I just had to share.

Crazy Cat in Conn. Ambushes the Avon Lady

Tuesday, March 28, 2006
FAIRFIELD, Conn. - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.
"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."
The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.
Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.
In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.
Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.


I love this. Almost any other animal would be put down for this kind of shit. Therefore no one would need a restraining order against a cat.

That's it for right now.

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I went shopping.

I find that shopping is almost as good as an orgasm. Ok not really but shopping happens a lot more often. I bought two books. One called "Dates from Hell" and another one called "Still life with crows." I need some new autors to read. Which is why I like the short story books done by more than one popular author. I also bought my son a map to put his state quarter collection in. I got an ironing board, iron on crap to hem my work pants with, and a trimmer. Me and my honey had lunch here in town. Then we headed out to Portland for a day of shopping. I got two new work bras. I got my honey 10 pairs of underware (black boxer briefs), a pair of pj pants, and two t-shirts. You might ask how much this wonderful day of fun cost. I'd say right around $300. For all we got it's not to bad. I still have to buy some more pillowcases for my new pillows. I now have a grand total of eight pillows on my bed.

I love pillows, books, and other such girly stuff. I have to get some things at the cleaners tomarrow. A sleeping bag and a padlike thing. Then it's off to pay the car insurance. Soon I must change the car into my name. Then get my license. Then it will be time to drive myself to and from work. It cost $30 just to put gas in the car.

I'm tired and must get things ready to make dinner. I will put dinner in the crockpot for tomarrow. Roast with potatos and carrots. Yummy. I get to work tomarrow from 7:30 am- 11:30 am. I just get up and go in and it's time to go home again.

I guess that's all the babbling I've got for now.

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I love you truely dear.

Tonight is going better than the whole day has. I didn't smoke. I'm so proud of myself. This is day two without a cigerette. Of course there is hardly any food left in this place now. I still am doing pretty well at work. I got myself a panini at work today. So, I splerged I deserve it, besides that makes my next one free. Then I'll go back to the cottage cheese and yogurt for lunch. I will buy chicken breasts next time I go grocery shopping which will be after Thursday. Yummy chicken. I have a roast in the fridge I will get ready to cook. I'll put it in the crockpot on low over night and it should be done when I get home at 11:30 am on wed. My workout video should be here soon. Then it will be diet and exercise.

So, onto why tonight is so good. I got to snuggle in the car with my honey. I have a feeling he was smelling my hair for smoke, but still he held me close and smelt my hair. I know he can still smell the smokey smell on my jacket. That's just because I didn't have enough quarters to wash the coat as well as my work clothes and the boys' school clothes. I love him so much. I hope he will do this diet and exercise program with me. Then we can get healthy and skinnier. Not too thin though. Just to a healthier weight for both of us.

I worked my ass off today, and it still seems that I got nothing done. I don't know why I even try anymore. I work and come home and work some more. Maybe it's just that I'm really tired tonight. I am planning on working out about six times a week. Three days a week with Madame D. if she wants to, and three times a week with my honey if I can get him to do it. Plus I go to work at least 5 days a week. I hope I don't kill myself with this plan of mine. I should be able to relax what I can and can't have for lunch at work if I stick to the workout plan.

I don't know. I'm just babbling tonight. Goodnight all.

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I've got so much to do and I don't know where to start.

Hell getting off the computer would probably be a good start. First off I have to do dishes, laundry and vacuum. I got coffee. So, maybe I'll be able to stay awake for awhile. I got off work at 11:30 pm and had to be back at 7:30 am. So, needless to say I am tired and don't wanna do shit. Though I will do something if not all that I need to do.

My oldest assmonkey is whinning like a bitch. I quit smoking today and I started my period yesterday. So, needless to say I'm feeling a little cranky. I don't know what to do with these two they keep fighting with me and each other.

I need a vacation. Now!!!

I must go beat the children now. Maybe more later, maybe not.

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I got a day off.

Hello all. Not much to tell today. I got an hour overtime last night. That meant that I spent 10 hours at UGH yesterday. Now it's time to clean the apartment and get ready to do it all again starting tomarrow.

Maybe more later. Maybe not.

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God damn mother fucking cock sucking shit for brains assmonkeys.

Yes this is another rant about putting carts in cart returns. You know who you are bitch in the silver excursion. You who would not walk three feet to put you cart away so that you could sit with your driver side door open and scratch your lottery tickets. I wish I could scratch the hell out of you.

Do people really think it is that hard to put your cart away? I know it's raining or hot. Do you really think that I want to spend 2 or 3 hours in the heat or rain chasing your cart down? No dumbass I don't.

Why do people say "I don't usually get help out but it's so nasty out?" Assmonkey do you think I want to go out in that shit either. My other favorite. "You look like you need to get outside." Bitch if I wanted to spend all day outside I'd be a god damn gardener.

In other news.

UGH tried to hire 6 new courtesy clerks. Only one passed their drug test. We got one out of six. How shitty is that. We really need more courtesy clerks so I can make appointments for things like eye doctors and dentists and actually get the days I ask for off. I have the most shitty schedule ever. It ranges from starting at 7:30 am to getting off at 1 am. I am so run down I don't know which end is up half the time. Well, that's all the ranting for tonight.

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I told you I was insane. It's such a pity you didn't believe me.

You're Nny! You're psychotic and kind of evil, but
somewhere in there is an emotion. Good luck
finding it.

What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
brought to you by

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I spent too much money today..

I spent almost 200 today. I feel guilty, but I only spent $70 on me. I didn't really need the deep fryer. I just wanted my motzerella sticks to be melted in the middle. I also bought fun to deep fry foods. Motz. sticks, tatter tots, and curly fries. Yeah I know fried foods are bad for you, but they taste so good. I always wanted a deep fryer. My Dumbassed ex wouldn't let me have one. Hell, around the time I met Madame D. I was still putting my underware on an embroidry hoop to sew the elastic back on them. I didn't get new clothes for 7 years. Now if I choose to buy something I can. I got myself two new shirts last week. Both black that's my favorite color. I got hair dye and Madame D. helped me dye my hair. I'm back to burgendy. It's a little darker than I like it, but oh well it covers that nasty gray that's starting to come out.

Issac Hays is leaving South Park. He doesn't like the way the show is making fun of religion. Namely Scientology. So, no more Chef. Or someone else will do the voice I guess.

My mom lost her job for talking about a shooting in the area that she worked. Ok, She worked at a newspaper and she was fired for talking about the news. How is that for ironic? I personally feel her ex-boss must be a first class douche bag. I don't get it, but the people in this area are the most fucked up creatures ever.

I think I'm done ranting for the night.

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Hell your name is UGH...

Yeah today was a day from hell at work. There have only been four courtesy clerks all day for the last two days. One of those is mentally challenged. So, we don't really count him. One of the others yesterday was just a dumbass. Then there was the closer last night. Me and the girl they called in to do frozen did most of her work for her before we left at 8 pm.

Today it was me and another girl from the time I got there at 3 until 8 pm. Then it was just me until midnight. It was busy as hell all night so I got very little of my closing work done. There was also this stupid fucking assmonkey who bought 10 of the 40 lb. bags of wood pellets. Then he had me load them on a six wheeler and load them into his truck. That is 400 lbs. moved twice. This was at about 9:30 pm. Needless to say I was wiped out after that. Though I did get more done than I thought I would. Thanks to Spunky Checker. She was one of the ladies I went to see the Chippendale dancers with. I think that's about it for tonight. I've been off work for about an hour and I'm on my darling Zevon's computer. Night all.

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Hail to the Chief

Yeah the president of UGH came in today. Everyone excuse me for not pissing all over my self to meet and greet him. I find that people who fawn over people with power are pathetic. I said hi and can I help you with something. Just like I would with a customer, but that was it. I then went on my way to other projects that I was doing before I encountered them.

In other news. I'm writing again. Only a little so I hope to have more of my story up some time in the next week or so. I had to change some things around a little to make a plot twist I thought of fit. Not anything major just the timing of one event. I think by a week from monday or tuesday it should be up. We'll see.

That's it for tonight.

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D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Madame D. and I (notice I used proper grammar) filled out my divorce papers today. My car is going to cost almost $2000 to fix. The engiene is bad. It has a bad rod. New engiene needed. There is a leaky break line that's going to add to the $1300 the engiene costs, and the door handles have to be fixed. That's $100 per door. So, with tax I'm looking at two grand. Then I have to file for divorce from the biggest loser in the land. Not that Madame's ex is not an assmonkey. Just I married a bigger assmonkey loser. I hope to be divorced as soon as possible.

On the home front my son (Big C) is becoming a teenager. I got angry and growled at him. "You don't wanna fuck with me boy." I find the proper use of swear words to be my resposiblity to teach my children. If I don't who will. Besides when they're teens I don't want their friends to make fun of them. Who knows who they could proposition if they don't know how to properly swear?

I hope this week goes by fast. I have tomarrow off. Then I get to work until midnight again. Then until 10 the next night. Then another day off and the I work until 8. I hate working nights.

Ok, so I didn't smoke for like 2 years and then all of a sudden I'm doing it again. I started when I went to Chippendale, but then I didn't smoke again for a week. I had a shit of a week. Now I've been smoking again for three weeks now. I need to quit again.

I'm still reading the Out of the ashes series by William W. Johnstone. I'm on book 16 now. Sixteen down 19 to go. Then I'll read Stephen King's book Cell. Lots of books out there to read. I average about one every two or three days.

That's enough for now. Maybe more tomarrow.

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It's deep in the asshole of dawn.

I've only been off work for about 2 and a half hours. I talked online to Madame D. Now I must go to bed. Maybe more tomarrow about my day today and some other crap that might happen tomarrow.

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I'm gonna get my divorce done soon.

I got a printer today and Monday I get to download and fill out my divorce papers. I also get to find out Monday if my car can get fixed for around a grand. Hopefully I can. Then I can get cracking on the other shit I need to get done. Like getting my license and insurance and all that shit. I have a shitty schedule again this week. So, I don't know if I will be writing or posting much in the next week either.

I got a couple of cool black shirts today. So tomarrow I will dress down at work. That so kicks ass. I'm done for tonight. Maybe more tomarrow. Maybe not.

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And to quote a line from Spaceballs....

"I knew it I'm surounded by assholes."

Ok today sucked ass. The paycheck from the 25 min. of overtime won't though. I have developed a yeast infection and started my period on the same day. Not to mention the vermin that I have had to deal with at work.

I hesitate to call them people. Because ew. I had to do a carry out for a woman who was disgusting. She was by herself and made me get her a mart cart. (the riding carts in grocery stores) Ok that was just fine. The problem was she was filthy. Not just dirty but disgustingly filthy.

A few tips from good old Doublebagger for you dumbasses out there who don't know how to look in public:

1. Shower. Wash your nasty funky ass with soap and water.
2. If your jacket looks and smells like it's been pissed on don't wear it.
3. You should never wear pants with obvious piss and shit stains radiating down the legs.
4. If your shirt came with a collar and it no longer has it and has several very large very recent stains on it THROW IT AWAY. You don't need to look that bad we can tell by your lack of dental hygiene that you are white trash.
5. Brush your nasty assed teeth. If you can afford ding-dongs with cash you can afford a toothbrush and toothpaste. We do have a dollar store in town.
6. Do not use a public disabled cart if it is possible people can smell you on it later.
7. Tuna is not an appealing scent.
8. If I can't tell the difference between you and the crab you just bought by scent. You don't need to buy the KY Jelly.
9. I must say again. SOAP IS NOT AN OPTION TO BE OVERLOOKED.
10. Deoderant buy it, use it.

Today was mega bitches day off. Thank god. We ran mostly on overtime today. Lots of it being handed out. It was so busy I thought my brain would explode. The problem was the customers ranged from way to much perfume to way too little soap and you can guess what the majority was.

Well, I think I'm done bitching for tonight.

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